britneysbaldhead:

"tell the class a little about yourself"

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doppelgender:

sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm but without blankets im vulnerable to monsters

  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE

johnhoustonstockton:

just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves 

Benedict Cumberbatch Week Meme (3 days to Ben’s Birthday)

Day 5 - Favourite momentS (because I can’t choose one)

Day 1 2 3 4

tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Telmo Pieper Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings
tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Telmo Pieper Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings
tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Telmo Pieper Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings
tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Telmo Pieper Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings
tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Telmo Pieper Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings
tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Telmo Pieper Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings

tastefullyoffensive:

Artist Telmo Pieper Repaints His Own Childhood Drawings

foxgrl:

miruinnuial:

foxgrl:

I wish none of you were sad

I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet

try and one up me again bitch

(Source: krakenguts)


Holland Roden at the 40th Annual Saturn Awards in Burbank. 

Holland Roden at the 40th Annual Saturn Awards in Burbank. 

(Source: kirayyukimuras)

Jonathan Groff and Lea Michele’s last performance of Spring Awakening .

May 18th 2008.

(Source: the-sarfati)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a dissappointment” instead of “i love you”

fullmetal-dipshit:

teenagecentury:

rubbishapples:

July 2nd.

182nd day of the year.

It’s 12pm.

Congratulations you’ve officially wasted half a year.

I finally understand what Blink-182 means.

FUCK

"Words are so heavy."
The Book Thief, page 526 (via aurelle)

(Source: bestboyfriendpatrol)