Draco Malfoy + tumblr textposts (x)

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  • Me when my kid is crying: Don’t cry for me, Argentinaaaaaaaaaaa….
  • Me when my kids are helping me clean: IT’S THE HARD KNOCK LIFE FOR US
  • Me eating breakfast with my kids: The other one’s still the toast of the town ‘cause he made butter outta cream…
  • Me playing hide and go seek with my kids: SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME, LOOOOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY!!
  • Me waking my kids up in the morning: Maybe we can frighten away the ghost of so many years with a little ILLUMINATION *flicks on lights*
  • Me when my kid has a crush: SHE’S IN LOOOOOOVEEEEEEE, SHE’S IN LOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
  • Me when my kid tries to run away: THEREEEEE, OUT IN THE DARKNESSSSSS… A FUGITIVE RUNNINGGGG…
  • Me giving my kids advice: If you only follow your heart…
  • Me when my kid gets their first boyfriend/girlfriend: OMIGOD OMIGOD YOU GUYS
  • Me when my kids are mad at me: TAKE ME BAAAABBBYYYYYYY, OR LEAVE MEEEEEEEE
  • Me giving my kids ‘the talk’: Once there was a night, beneath a moonless sky…
  • Me when my kids start driving: GOOOOOO GREASE LIGHTNING YOU BURNING UP THE QUARTER MILEEEEEEE
  • Me when my kids go off to college: Empty chairs and empty tables, where my friends will meet no more…
ask-an-mra-anything:

ask-an-mra-anything:

Please reblog this because it’s important for people to know about this user to avoid

The original owner of this URL is a really bad dude that has also gone by taylormoss7 or ask-an-mra-anything5. His MO seems to be that he reaches out to feminist bloggers and has a seemingly cordial message about bridging misunderstandings about the Men’s Rights Movement - do NOT engage him. Do NOT ask him questions, do NOT visit his blog. He is toxic as SHIT because eventually his messages become straight up death/rape threats. He left a particularly nasty message for misandry-mermaid

And his blog doesn’t get much better. He FREQUENTLY posts about wanting all feminists to die. He blames them for dmab infant circumcision, and it does not matter if you are against it, he hounds feminists about it constantly. It does not matter how many times you tell him - HIM SPECIFICALLY - you are against something, like the idea that a man can’t be raped - he WILL come into your ask box with nasty messages as if you 100% approve of it. 

And if that wasn’t bad enough, he admitted on several occasions that he had plotted to murder the doctor who circumcised him. He only stopped when he learned the doctor was already dead, and he was sad that it wasn’t by his own hand. 

He has also used the n word repeatedly and made expressly anti-Black statements that he wrote off as being okay because he’s 2% gay and would make out with the Black male celebrity he found attractive? So yeah, avoid his blogs. 

So please PLEASE save yourself and block this guy if you see him!! Report his blog immediately! He has once again deleted, but I anticipate he will be back. He never stays gone for long. 

Please reblog and stay safe

also: he’s been known to troll Facebook and okcupid, making fake profiles posing as women, just an FYI

ask-an-mra-anything:

ask-an-mra-anything:

Please reblog this because it’s important for people to know about this user to avoid

The original owner of this URL is a really bad dude that has also gone by taylormoss7 or ask-an-mra-anything5. His MO seems to be that he reaches out to feminist bloggers and has a seemingly cordial message about bridging misunderstandings about the Men’s Rights Movement - do NOT engage him. Do NOT ask him questions, do NOT visit his blog. He is toxic as SHIT because eventually his messages become straight up death/rape threats. He left a particularly nasty message for misandry-mermaid

And his blog doesn’t get much better. He FREQUENTLY posts about wanting all feminists to die. He blames them for dmab infant circumcision, and it does not matter if you are against it, he hounds feminists about it constantly. It does not matter how many times you tell him - HIM SPECIFICALLY - you are against something, like the idea that a man can’t be raped - he WILL come into your ask box with nasty messages as if you 100% approve of it.

And if that wasn’t bad enough, he admitted on several occasions that he had plotted to murder the doctor who circumcised him. He only stopped when he learned the doctor was already dead, and he was sad that it wasn’t by his own hand.

He has also used the n word repeatedly and made expressly anti-Black statements that he wrote off as being okay because he’s 2% gay and would make out with the Black male celebrity he found attractive? So yeah, avoid his blogs.

So please PLEASE save yourself and block this guy if you see him!! Report his blog immediately! He has once again deleted, but I anticipate he will be back. He never stays gone for long.

Please reblog and stay safe

also: he’s been known to troll Facebook and okcupid, making fake profiles posing as women, just an FYI

adlunainflammagloria:

30 Days Challenge: Day 10 (favorite song)

" Bright young women, sick of swimmin’, ready to stand." Ariel, "Part of that world" (The Little Mermaid)

dorkycas:

West being a cutie at the GISHWHES Seattle event (✿◠‿◠) (x)

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thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

my blog is like this fucking grab bag except you never exactly know what you’re going to get in said bag

is it fandom???

is it feminist rants???

is it food???

who knows you could probably find a fucking crocodile in there

(Source: 8bitflowers)

chrissycostanza:

funnywildlife:

A swarm of anchovies

the smelly smell that smells…smelly.

chrissycostanza:

funnywildlife:

A swarm of anchovies

the smelly smell that smells…smelly.

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hbbits:

she wants the d(eadpool movie)

aschoolgirlcrush:

“will u marry me?”

“okie dokie”

vivalamemes:

Colin Morgan just has that face to make you just wanna hug him. Like literally all you wanna do is hug him for like 2 hours.

ohfantine:

MUSICAL THEATRE FEMALE CHARACTER MEME

Day 4: A female ship/romantic relationship in a musical
Cosette Fauchelevent and Éponine Thenardier - Les Misérables