imagine being a newborn baby. u could fuck with people so hard. like someone goes “oh, how old are you?” you go “55”. they get confused as fuck. “wtf? u dont look close to 55”. at this point u have the upper hand. you smirk, and say “55…minutes”. everyone gets a good laugh. imagine
tiny little turn ons:
- people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk
- catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made
- people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go
- somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking
Animated neck muscles! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
and jack frost's adams apple
COULD THIS MAN BE ANY MORE PERFECT
the many faces of elrond
Those who have seen your face, draw back in fear…
i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party
i was standing on the bus back from uni and the driver suddenly braked really hard and this girl like flew across the bus and somehow i caught her and without thinking i said ‘i think you just fell for me’ and i shit you not the entire bus applauded me
NEWS UPDATE the girl has just added me on facebook
dude, you got mad game.
I feel like I have waited my whole life for this interaction.